Oh Governor Sanford, I Know That Look

Dear Governor Sanford,

I know that look.

The first time we met, you gave me that cock-eyed country boy look. Perhaps it was my five o'clock shadow, slight limp and panty hose covered prothetic leg. Or, maybe it was my sheer beauty.

I'll never know.

But what I do know is that it started a love affair for the ages. Which brings me to this - Fitsnews.com.

They are reporting that your appointment to the SC State Board of Education could have possibly penned those love letters to me. Please tell me this isn't so.

And looking back, there were no mentions of pear jelly, fake leg, Nutella or Crest toothpaste. That got me thinking. If this is what happened, you have some explaining to do. I don't drop my boxers for anyone.

By the way, I'm wearing that thong you bought me months back. The one that says "Wish you were here." Yes, you know the one.

Forever and until we meet again,

Adriana