You're So Hot When You're on the Defensive

Dear Governor Sanford,

Look at you, crackin' your knuckles like a tough guy. Riding up on your horse and taking jabs at folks.

I forgot how feisty you could be. Turns me on. Rough. Sorta like Brokeback Mountain, but more like Andy Griffith Show with a little Lowcountry thrown in. But that's okay. That's okay. Makes me wish we would have gone camping that time you were down here on that hunting trip. Then again, I wouldn't want you getting all Dick Cheney on me. I know how you NRA folks like a good tranny shooting.

Oh well. Next time.

I was walking by a hot dog stand yesterday. They had mini hotdogs on sale. Made me think of you. And I laughed. Almost choked on a weiner. Wouldn't have been the first time.

Until we meet again in an airport bathroom.

Simply love,

Adriana