Hey Governor, Keep Your Chin Up

Sanford faces new calls to quit

Dear Governor Sanford,

I'm sorry about all this. Who knew a chance meeting in an airport could turn into a love affair drenched in controversy. I guess it could all end today at your scheduled press conference.

Looking back, all I wanted was a little action. All you wanted was another notch in your bedpost. Sorry it has to be like this.

Do this for me. If you resign today, please try and have some dignity. No crying like a little punk bitch. No sobbing. Just keep your chin up like you used to with me. Remember you'd be on your knees looking up and I'd say, "Hey Gov'nor! Here it comes!"

Those days seem so long ago.

Sigh.

I miss you. More than I can every truly admit,

Adriana

ps. You left your other set of false teeth in my bathroom drawer. Do I need to mail those to you?